Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Happy Harold

Sexual act when your partner shoves their hand up your anus and wiggles their fingers like your a puppet until climax!

Babe! I need my asshole stretched. Can you give me a Happy Harold?

by A very Happy Harold February 4, 2023

Happy having

Happy having means to have sex with the same gender

Boy: Am goin to do happy having on you
Other boy: Cool

by Jojofan08 October 26, 2019

instagram happy

When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention

Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy

by OmeGa_Doughboy November 8, 2015

Foul Happy

When the referee keeps blowing the damn whistle calling random ass bull shit fouls that make no god damn sense

Zpak: Yo!!! That ref blowin the whistle again, yo that bitch in the zone brah she's foul happy

Liljun: ah man that's booty

by I'm just say in' December 6, 2014

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

enter happy

When someone types on more than one line while instant messaging by pressing enter a lot.

Person: hi
Person: how
Person: are
Person: you
Person: doing
Person: lol
Person2: You're getting a little enter happy on me right now

by MC K-Town McPawesome November 8, 2007