I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".

boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

Think

Why would I think it? Why would they insinuate it? Why would they feel entitled to getting away with it? If I were to do and/or insinuate that I would do a thing to a retard, would you feel contempt for for me if I felt entiled to getting away with it?

Hym "I think you would. I think if I insinuated that I would do a thing you thought was wrong you would try to punish me. Or at least insinuate that you would punish me for my insinuation. So.... Sorry, I guess. I know my shoes are a little soggy. It precipitates a lot where I live. Try not to get a rash..."

by Hym Iam January 25, 2023

I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.

Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”

by British_Anon December 5, 2022

Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.

Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023