by nick_pepper October 09, 2004
Absolutely no chance. Impossible.
An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.
Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.
Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 05, 2018
by Steve May 22, 2004
A situation during intercourse in which a woman involved in an orgy with two men has one man penetrating her from the front while the other man penetrates her from the back. This can also happen with two women, in which both women are wearing strap ons, penetrating the targeted woman from both the front and back. It can also happen with a man, and a woman wearing a strap on.
The three lesbians were making out naked, when two of them put on strap ons and gave the remaining lesbian a two way. It gave her an instagasm.
by Black_Spade July 11, 2008
Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.
by Thieng April 30, 2011
Hey Dylan, you seem to have two and heif oranges sitting on your girlfriends chest. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend...
by bad_toad May 03, 2005
A common phrase used in a game of pickup-basketball after one person makes a long range jumper and a member of the opposing team offers to give them a dollar if they make the shot again from the same spot.
by AFlockOfRavens March 03, 2018