Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 3, 2008

The Moose Preserve

The Moose Preserve is the best sports bar in Michigan surrounded by the extremely affluent communities of Bloomfield Hills and Birmingham. Don't let the wealth and prestige of the area fool you; the "Moose" still has the care-free, bar-and-grill feel, and has bumper stickers available that say "We Eat Our Roadkill." The Moose is a great place to go after winning a football game or maybe to watch a football game on the multiple big screens all over the restaurant. The staff and manager are extremely welcoming and relaxed and tolerant of all you drunk idiots who love food and a great game of pool.

Jeff: hey wanna get the guys and go to The Moose Preserve and watch the game?

Mark: yeah man that sounds great. Let's get the camp nacho and buffalo wings!

by moosepreservelover May 24, 2009

bloo moose

An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:

RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!

by tcip23 July 18, 2009

Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

by Dani! ♡ July 20, 2022

Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

by Redneck11 December 5, 2016

Moose Kunckle

When you wear your thong backwards

uMmMm, Moose knuckle is like a camle toe but different.

by *Who?* March 18, 2003

red moose

When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE

That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.

by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008