a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria
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Ese Mario come through
Nah foo im with my man
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Alright peace out
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Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later
Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick
Alright peace out
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When the sun caress your face,
When the wind embrace you with kindness,
You will know that your existence is precious.
Your hands create pure art,
Your words are the most beautiful passage,
Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
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