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mario

a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria
someone: ew whos that, hes so short

someone else: must be a mario 🤮
by gothboi cinnamon roll December 6, 2019
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Mario Juarez

Tall brown long hair red hoodie likes caigen Mario is a cool person to be around but don’t mess with him when he is in a bad mood he will snap on you he does not like certain people he hates drama he does not like dating he is the type of person that likes to be with his friends more than girls
Mario Juarez is the best friend you could have he is lit to the moon and back
by Whiteboycash11 May 6, 2019
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Mario Jr.

God-Father, Spanish phrase Nino
Mario Jr., Is one of the two God-Fathers, I DO HAVE.
by Mr. De Lozada May 14, 2019
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Mario Dick

When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick
by Vvvvvvvvvviagra42069 May 21, 2019
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Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.
Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out
by Headahhs March 22, 2019
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Mario

He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.

Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:

When the sun caress your face,

When the wind embrace you with kindness,

You will know that your existence is precious.

Your hands create pure art,

Your words are the most beautiful passage,

Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
-"Do you know Mario?"
+"Yeah, someday we will dominate the world."
by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019
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Mario

Mario doesn't like to play with his friends
by Large dick wigger April 9, 2019
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