greg mayo

A straight up school shooter

My school got shot up by a Greg Mayo

by James w Austen February 23, 2017

Greg

A one eyed kitten with a pathetic frown who shits everywhere, rescued from the side of the road by a Facebook dad trying to look like a superhero, he then forces his kids to like it and pet it even though they hate it

"Greg is such a stupid fucking kitten."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS October 30, 2023

Greg

Greg is the father of all. He loves boats, but he loves his children the most.
He is also the most handsome guy to ever exist. He also has the strength and looks of Captain America.
If asked to do a dive roll, will complete one 90% of the time.

If the word "boat" is said, he will look around to see if there is one near.

Person 1: "Woah! That guy is so handsome, honest, and is an absolute DAD!"
Person 2: "Yeah he is a total Greg!"

by Ilovegreg123 November 23, 2021

Greg Spec Blue

Greg spec blue is a dull leaden-blue color often used as an automotive paint color.

Wow look at that Greg Spec Blue Porsche!

by BonsaiBaller July 16, 2023

Gregative

When a person named Greg is overly negative or pessimistic regarding a situation, person or attitude.

Man, that guy was so gregative. The whole time I was trying to encourage, all he did was complain.

by Winston Wolfe 1995 May 31, 2021

Greg

The fastest growing army

Don’t look this up anywhere else they are FALSE Greg are Danny Gonzales’s fan base

by h0lly__ July 13, 2019

Greg

A type of person that is a part of a culture about destroying cars for fun. They mostly aint educated and has an IQ under normal. Common sited at Donken.

DUH DUH DUH (music) oHHHHHH (drunk)

-oh that´s a Greg.

by Notraggare September 29, 2021