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Cube Creeper

Someone who, when at the office, watches coworkers while they are distracted working in their cubicles.
"Did you see Jan watching Mason? She is such a cube creeper!"
by anonymous45415 September 20, 2011
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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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Cube People

Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…

1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.

2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.

Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?

Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.

Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 9, 2023
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Cubed Fruit

Jordi Long is a cubed fruit
by Shorid October 1, 2020
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rubik's cube

only 5.8% of people know it also the top 3 solves are 3.13 seconds by Max Park and then a 3.44 second solve by Luke Garret and 3rd is a 3.47 by Yusheng Du
i can solve a rubik's cube in 35 second on average.
by a rubiks cube solver September 18, 2023
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Ice cube

when a man dips his balls into a drink one at a time
dawg i ice cubed my girl’s drink do you think she’ll notice?
by ilostmyvcardtoajarofpickles August 6, 2022
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SCREWBIK'S CUBE

The act of solving a Rubik's cube while having sex
Me and my girlfriend are going to Screwbik's cube tonight
by Frediksburg March 11, 2025
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