cone

Description of a person who has an inability to follow through with plans. An idiot. Someone who makes stupid decisions.

"Man, you said you'd help me out, don't be a cone" "That guy bought that car? Man, he is a real cone"

by riffcult July 11, 2017

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

cone

when you have obviously done something but lie about it

no i didn’t steal that cone (whilst wearing cone as a hat)

by cuminmysock December 21, 2022

ice-cream-in-the-cone

Golf parlance meaning an order to successfully make a crucial putt in order to save a good score on a hole

"C'mon Tiger! Put the ice-cream-in-the-cone!"

by the sieve August 22, 2009

Feed Cone

Verb.

Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.

Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?

by Conefeeder January 13, 2023

Traffic Cone

A girl named Leticia that wears orange and white

Shut up traffic Cone

by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020