Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.

Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.

by DanOgram June 12, 2018

Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.

Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...

by Earwig August 20, 2008

coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."

At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.

by banjax October 26, 2013

coffee warlord

a drug addicted miscreant, requring a blend of caffeine and nicotine to survive

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 11, 2010

Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Coffee Belly

The aching feeling in your stomach when you drink too much coffee, particularly without eating very much food.

Oh no, I shouldn't have drunk all of that coffee before breakfast, got myself some coffee belly now.

by Angus Fern December 9, 2010