guy: hey man she said i need "protection" and im all out u got a rain coat i can borrow?
guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
guys best friend:yea there in the nightstand by my bed!
by mr.scott.0 November 19, 2010

Two or more people, who will be there for each other NO MATTER WHAT.
I, recently found out who my true best friend was.
They tell each other almost everything, have the funniest inside jokes, and cheer each other up all the time.
Having two best friends, in a group of three best friends, is hard. Very hard. You get excluded sometimes, and the other two may not notice. Or sometimes they make you jealous on purpose, then freakishly apologize.
They say friendship is like a glass. Once it's broken, it can be put back together, but there will always be cracks.
I, recently found out who my true best friend was.
They tell each other almost everything, have the funniest inside jokes, and cheer each other up all the time.
Having two best friends, in a group of three best friends, is hard. Very hard. You get excluded sometimes, and the other two may not notice. Or sometimes they make you jealous on purpose, then freakishly apologize.
They say friendship is like a glass. Once it's broken, it can be put back together, but there will always be cracks.
Person 1: Robyn and Cassidy and Kyra are like, the best friends of this school.. They go everywhere with each other.
Person 2: You didn't hear? Robyn isn't hanging out with them, Cassidy's all besties with her ex, and they're giving up on her.
Person 3: No, I heard Robyns trying to be popular and that group hates the others, and Robyn doesn't care?
Person 1: There goes the term "best friends".
Person 2: You didn't hear? Robyn isn't hanging out with them, Cassidy's all besties with her ex, and they're giving up on her.
Person 3: No, I heard Robyns trying to be popular and that group hates the others, and Robyn doesn't care?
Person 1: There goes the term "best friends".
by wowthatlasted(not) May 16, 2011

"the BEST life" is lived in Santa Barbara, CA. "The BEST Life" consists of drinking, smoking, golden-balling, etc. with friends.
by nnnukkka January 27, 2008

The phenomenon of one's "stomach dropping," signaling an impending fecal explosion within mere seconds, forcing the victim to make a hasty exit to the nearest toilet. Entomology of the phrase originates due to the fact that this first happened to the wordsmith's father while he was in line at Best Buy, and was forced to abandon his purchase.
"I had the worst Bet Buy yesterday, it was awful."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
"Get out of my way, I've got like 15 seconds until I Best Buy in my pants."
by Joshua Anon July 30, 2008

by USAUSAUSAUSAUSA April 2, 2016

Someone you meet and become instant friends with on the first day of college. You become close and are good friends. You know he is your best friend because you would take the bullet for him.
Then, eleven years later, he gets whipped and calls you to tell you the friendship is over while his girlfriend goes apeshit in the background.
Then, eleven years later, he gets whipped and calls you to tell you the friendship is over while his girlfriend goes apeshit in the background.
Manny used to be my best friend, then his girlfriend Latrina told him we couldn't be friends anymore, so we're not.
by ArabGoBoom August 28, 2010

US Coast Guard admiral Richard Larrabee said after finding pieces of wreckage from EgyptAir Flight 990 "We believe at this point it is in everyones best interests to no longer expect we will find survivors in this case".
by NWeiner March 14, 2012
