gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 11, 2014
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Unicorn Party

A polyamorous party where couples and potential unicorns mingle in order to find mates.
"Hey did you go to that unicorn party, I went and met a hot couple who I'm going to see again later this week"
by Troubled1 September 11, 2021
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Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 09, 2019
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unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck
I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.
by joecoolthefool June 30, 2019
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Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 08, 2023
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Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.
Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
by unicorn4eva April 09, 2016
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Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
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