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New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.
Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.
by BDSBDL September 12, 2022
mugGet the New Kyoto smellmug.

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
mugGet the Auto Smell Peckermug.

you smell like the sun

This means you smell like sweat to filipinos and indonesians
Ew put some deodorant on, you smell like the sun!
by Inethiu June 5, 2024
mugGet the you smell like the sunmug.

love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)
Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.
by mikeymisfitstee February 17, 2017
mugGet the love smellingmug.

smell the obsession

it basically means like when someone is constantly bothering u or always looking in ur direction and makes it RLLY obvious, thus meaning they're obsessed with u abt something.
Friend 1: 'Do u see Theo looking over at us?'
Friend 2: 'Yuh, I wonder how long he's been staring for..?'
Friend 3: 'Y'all I can smell the obsession coming from him, he clearly has a thing for us.'
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Obsessed person: 'Hey, how are u?'
Friend 1: 'u already asked us that five times today...but, I'm still fine.'
*Obsessed person leaves*
Friend 3: 'Yeah i smell the obsession he has with u friend 1'
by InquisitiveLuck June 16, 2023
mugGet the smell the obsessionmug.

smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface
wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables
by atwoody03 June 7, 2023
mugGet the smelling tablesmug.

Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.
by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018
mugGet the Smells Like Teen Spiritmug.

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