salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Salty Bozo

Someone Who Cums Pure Salt

Hey Tobi Your A Salty Bozo

by JadeSnoww October 27, 2022

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Salty Pringle

A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat

That kid is a salty pringle

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

salty shamaal

it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her

maan azaan is acting loike the salty shamaal,
the mighty salty shamaal

by Nailiboi June 14, 2019

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

Salti Nerd

They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.

Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020