Mud Crabs

When you get crabs in the hair lining of your anus.

Fred's bum was itchy due to the mud crabs he got from his one night stand.

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

drinking the mud

When you date someone of very low standards just because there is no one better available, filling a void.

Doood, you need to stop drinking the mud and find some Pellegrino quality boy.

by Kris M. May 13, 2005

mud puppies

Black dirt underneath the tips of your fingernails.

Clean the mud puppies out from under your fingernails before you come to dinner.

by Diane Snyder April 28, 2006

Mud Flap

The foreskin of a gay male.

He has a nasty Mud Flap

by Xray_man69 September 14, 2006

Mud Bone

a black dick
usually found on black men and inside slutty white girls

the black guys mud bone could not fit in the white womans pussy

by TiTyRon December 12, 2009

Mud Carp

A mud carp is a white male who almost exclusively dates or bangs black women.

Dude, look at Brandon's new black girlfriend. God, what a mud carp.

by danza jr. June 6, 2009

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004