January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

january 12

the day that owns all days- national ninja parade day. little known and rarely seen beacause theyre ninjas... and are very secretive about theyre going ons. but if you're a ninja, or have read this, you now know.

christine- "hey i need plans for january 12th. any ideas?"
kayla- "well i mean theres something, but you have to be a skilled japanese warrior with very exceptional hide and go seek skills... ninja parade"
christine- "well then i'm left plan-less"
kayla- "well i'm sure not!"

by darth vader <3 August 24, 2009

January 17th

National Send you’re boyfriend a ass pic day

Hey baby you know January 17th is national send a ass pic day

by JohnnDoeeeeee January 16, 2019

January 3

Some super cute 12 year old looking soemthing was born I think

Oh wow that January 3 looks 12

by david_the_great October 16, 2019

January 12

This day was the day the most intelligent, gorgeous and creative girl of the entire world was born. Her brown eyes are the window to a universe of love and kindness. She's usually a very hyperactive girl but can also take some time of the day to collect her thoughts. This girl's attractive nature hypnotize every man that comes on her way making them lose their minds with her seductive and sexy curves. Their one of the toughest girls you will meet.

Person 1: That girl is beautiful

Persons 2: I bet she was born on January 12

Persons 1: I bet she was

by January 12 January 5, 2020

January 16

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 16
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 4th

January 4th is just a few days shy of the new years. Anyone born on January 4th does not get birthday presents because they received their birthday presents as Christmas-Birthday presents.

Relative: Happy Birthday! We didn't get you anything because we gave you your birthday presents for Christmas.

Someone born on January 4th: Shut up Aunt Janice, that's why you're divorced

by jcmalone October 17, 2019