person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?
person B: not you gripping my patty
almost the same as “calling me out”
person B: not you gripping my patty
almost the same as “calling me out”
by pissy trissy August 4, 2022

when your bf gets stuck under the bed so you get them out by putting elmer’s glue on their pp and shoving it in their bf’s ass and thrust backwards
by karinaishot July 7, 2022

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.
by Helios8170 November 22, 2018

The act of shitting into your palms and pressing them together so that each hand is evenly coated, upon frosting thy palms you then proceed to aggressively masturbate to orgasm while breathing only through your nose.
Had to take scissor lift past a window at work last night and saw a Tranny in there cranking hog with shit covered mitts! I actually witnessed someone MUD GRIPPING in the wild!
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.
by likekevin September 20, 2021
