golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

by PrettyC March 6, 2012

Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.

Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!

by majestricks December 5, 2009

goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.

Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.

by The Grizzly February 8, 2010

jilly goat

Sassy awesome fun loving and friendly. Jilly goat is the best of the best and is a total charm. Jilly goats love coffee especially Starbucks. Jilly goats are threatening and not to be messed with.

Jillian is such a Jilly goat. I love her.

by msaxeee July 26, 2014