border flu

Obsessed with Mexican girls. Like jungle fever, but for mexicans

Yo, I went to Miami and all them Latinas is all I could think of, I swear I got border flu now!

by The New Truth August 10, 2015

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 22, 2025

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things March 14, 2018

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

Flu Flammer

Follow-up phrase used to end a mighty roast.

You smell like hot dog water, flu flammered!

by LiveNowDieLater July 20, 2022

Water Park Flu

The overall exhausted, eye burning flu like feelings after spending an entire day at a water park

"Hey, are you okay man? You don't look so hot."
"Yeah, I just got the water park flu is all."

by OcularBurns November 22, 2020