dot flog

Where you stand in front of a mirror and masturbate while getting turned on by your anus

I'm going to go home and dot flog like pdog teached me!!!!

by Pirateeddy October 4, 2016

Dot Anxiety

The feeling you get when you send a risky text on iMessage and you just watch the other persons three little dots for an hour. See also pure torture

After I sent Alex the picture, I had dot anxiety for like five whole minutes while he replied.

by xxnialler September 13, 2016

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something

"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)

by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017

Dot-to-dot

Dot-to-dot is also known as connect the dots.

To connect the dots is to see the big picture. To draw logical inferences connecting items of information to reveal something previously unknown or hidden.

Dot-to-dot first appeared in cave paintings.

by Option 22 December 7, 2020

Choccy Dot

Choccy Dot is a term used in relation to dirty bum hole, e.g,

(prepubescent male)- “hey can i eat your choccy dot for dinner”

(typical white girl) “omg no way that’s gross… but i might for $100”

by RealGuttaShiet November 12, 2021

Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.

"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."

by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021