If you use this pickup line on a girl from Tennessee you’re automatically going to get the vacuum suck 1200.
by BlakeAL87 September 29, 2020
by Leo Reis September 30, 2018
Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!
by Amy Jae April 16, 2024
The Ten Commuffments
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"
ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.
TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.
THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.
FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.
FIVE: Honor your Muff's.
SIX: You shall not murder Muff.
SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.
EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.
NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.
TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?
Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 02, 2010
A type of orgy where a "ten" is chosen to be the center. That is by the woman rating scale a one is the worst and a ten is the hottest babe possible. In the orgy every one has sex with the "center" including the other women and every one also has sex with who ever they want to but every one MUST have sex with the superhot babe who is the center and ofter a a chosen and equal number of times for each person at the orgy.
by The Fury 13 December 14, 2010
When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.
by Sisterkdog54 October 18, 2017
Fingers; ten fingers or ten toes; working hands or feet;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Commandments: ten commandments;
Ten hours or days, minutes or miles; time or space;
Reasons: main purpose;
Complete course of instruction and authority.
Rules; bylaws;
Revelations 17:12 "And the ten horns which thou sawest are Ten Kings, which have received no kingdom as yet; but receive power as kings one hour with the beast.
by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022