jhon thomas

a term used to describe a mans penis; originating in england.

jon: oh dear i have a problem with my jhon thomas!
at that point the entire restruant was staring at him

by Adam Weiner June 27, 2006

hot thomas

The act of vomiting on your partners chest. Not to be confused with a Hot Carl which is the act of defecating on your partners chest.

That's the sickest trick I've ever had. He wanted me to put down plastic wrap and give him a Hot Thomas!

by vexie September 30, 2006

tchotchkization

Describes the increase of the presence and display of tchotchkes within any given space, usually referring to an unacceptable or obnoxious level being achieved.

The tchotchkization in this office is getting to be ridiculous- I can't even see the walls!

by YogiBlue July 2, 2008

thomahawk

When one sneeks his thumb up his/her owns arse than wipes it on one's apprentice's forehead, preferably aligned with the eye brows.

john just thomahawked jill while out at dinner.

by aloiusrfn;oirew November 14, 2009

ThoMass3630

Tom, otherwise known as Thomas is a popularly known Content Creator who loves everybody, especially Pingu. Noot Noot!

How are you not subscribed to ThoMass3630?!

by iPugsieHD April 19, 2018

Thomas lee

A male that flexes but won’t even buy new video Games. Will not pull the trigger on girls.

“Is Thomas lee dating her?”
Nah he just friend zoned”

by Charles howard October 19, 2018

Hot Thomas

When a man craps in his own hand and throws it in a paddle fan.

Joey did a Hot Thomas and ruined Ben's coming out party.

by Joey Woberts July 30, 2008