fuck-tard

like 'retard', except sounds better.

bob: "damnit i burnt the toast!"

sally: "you FUCK-tard!"

by reowwwww November 9, 2006

tard bashing

The act of randomly and violently attacking persons out of pure rage for no apparent reason. Usually done after a very stressful day and/or high stress levels. The attacker shows no remorse and usually laughs hysterically while carrying out the beating. The person being attacked usually has a low social status and/or low intelligece level, usually refered to as a noob.

Attacker 1: Fuck that physics lab report, lets go tard bashing.
Attacker 2: Yeah I'll go get my fucking hatchet so we can own people in the face.
Attacker 1: Yeah lets fuck up some noobs.
Attacker 2: Yeah, it's tard bashing time.

by pythro March 3, 2006

cart tard

A tard hired by a retailer to collect shopping carts. Derogatory term for same. Note: although this description is based on people with various developmental disabilities, it should be understood that they are generally working to the best of their abilities and are therefore blameless. This term is best applied to allegedly normal people who are severely underachieving.

I couldn't find anything carry my stuff because the cart tard was too busy picking his nose for a snack.

by Spanky Smackety May 19, 2007

Bull tard

A person with the last name bullard who is retarted and annoying, and often Jewish

That kid was such as bull tard no one would sit next to him at lunch

by stanimal51 June 12, 2016

tard wit

One who has the equal or less wit of a person who is handicapped or retarded

Joe: I'm a dumb
Jake: No your not dumb joe, your just a fucked over tard wit

by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004

Cane Tards

A term of reference for players, management and especially fans of Townsville-based, Australian A-League Football (Soccer)club, North Queensland Fury.

The term is a derivative of 'tard', used in reference to all things Melbourne Victory, another A-League club, but expanded to incorporate a reference to Cane Toads, which are a local pest.

The term was originally coined on a Sydney FC internet forum.

Fan 1: Who are we playing in Round 1?

Fan 2: We're up against the Cane Tards, easy win.

by Jubal1 April 20, 2009