taint rake

v. to pleasure by rubbing/scraping the teeth against one's taint (gooch), collecting pubic hair and dingleberries in the crevices of the teeth with each rake-like movement

I would taint rake John for parts.

by BIKES April 30, 2006

Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings

A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.

by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

Bruise taint

When someone lifts there ball sack and someone else smacks them on there taint (gooch).

dude last night Sandra got kinky and gave me a bruise taint

by Josh n florida February 18, 2011

taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010

taint's neighbor

Another term for Anus. Derived as being located next to the taint.

Taint's neighbor let out an ominous howl and a rancid stench quickly filled the room.

by glopezsez September 24, 2008

Tainted Honey

A nice girl who turns rotten or into someone rude.

Person 1: She looks friendly.
Person 2: No dude, she's Tainted Honey.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

Licking taint

When you’re/someone (is) kissing ass so much to get something for so long that you’re no longer kissing ass you’re licking taint.

(Trying to achieve something by sucking up to someone, but having to double the amount of sucking up, to advance on the reaching of ones goal.)

(Relates to terms like, ass kissing, suck my dick, suck a left nut/tit, screw you, gtfo, and lick my balls ( ligma ). )

Bro Jordan has been kissing Sarah’s ass for months, now he’s just licking taint.

by Goatking69420 July 31, 2018