wasteman tings

Things that would differentiate a normal person from a fucking retard such as being a retarded fuck or acting like the top cunt for no reason.

"Ayo wagwan g, whats up"
"Nothing brah, but Tom's being a fucking cuntbag again"
"Dont worry bout it mandem, he's just on dem wasteman tings and dat. I'll pullup to his ends later with an FN"

by eshays bah 69420 September 11, 2022

Peng ting

A popular slut who gets all the attention

Derek: aye fam, look at Hollie, she pretty fit

Dan:aye ye she peng ting bruv

by Old famalam July 7, 2019

Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.

Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!

by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021

ting

That which goes skrrrrra.

The ting goes skrrra, pa pa ka ka ka.

by zeehat March 23, 2018

ringy tingy ting ting

a strange catchphrase
or something to say to cure your boredom

(you win the lottery) RINGY TINGY TING TING!!!
(them)wut???

by Domino867 March 13, 2018

Ting

The tool of any mandem lucky enough to appear on Charlie Sloth's Fire in the Booth

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
Ya dunknow

by Lesbian and Proud April 19, 2018

big man ting

Used to convey confirmation

big man ting I'm gonna chef him

by brexitgeezaz March 6, 2025