dick surprise

When it's bigger than u thought ((;
Or smaller than u thought )):

Last night had a special dick surprise for me..better than I thought.
Or
This morning he gave me a total dick surprise..his microscope couldn't even see it.

by Fxcking.excplicit January 12, 2016

Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas

I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy

by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023

vampire surprise

When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth

i just gave mary a vampire surprise

by cottonPickker February 7, 2019

Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.

The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise

by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018

Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.

Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

The Tombstone surprise

The art of going from a lay down 69 to a vertical 69. When the man is about to ejaculate he drops to his knees whilst is genital area is being seduced by a woman who is upside down, when they hit the floor, the man ejaculates and shouts "TOMBSTONEEEEE!!!"

I thought i'd mix it up a little by performing the tombstone surprise

by lovelyboy69 May 18, 2017

candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 March 28, 2012