Statist

Judging peoples personality based off the state they live in

Hotdog stand owner in NY turns down a man from Texas because of his accent
The Texas man says "your a statist"

by Hashryn September 20, 2021

statist

A word used by pseudo-Libertarians who get all of their information from memes on Reddit another social media. Essentially, it means anyone that suggests government intervention in any way shape or form could be beneficial.

When I admitted I wanted to improve public transit, he called me a statist without asking me any details about it.

by Downvoting Victim April 22, 2022

Statistics

Statistics is the study of lying with facts.

This is technically based on facts but its a lie: Statistics show that more than 80% of dentists recommend Colgate.

by IKnowFax July 19, 2022

Statisfying

The act of creating statistics of questionable value, but which have appealing conversational and socially entertaining value.

Baseball is very statisfying.

by Schmicky B. September 14, 2022

Statistical Question

Any question that can be represented by data on a graph. A Non-Statistical Question is a question that CANNOT be represented by any data and can be simply answered.

For instance, a Statistical Question would be:
How many minutes does a typical sixth grader read each day?
This is a Statistical Question because, it can be represented by data telling how many minutes a sixth grader spends reading each day.
Non-Statistical Question:
What is your best friend’s favorite TV show?
This is a Non-Statistical Question because, it can be simply answered and doesn’t need any data to tell or represent what your best friend’s favorite TV show is.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here May 27, 2023

statisticist

A statistician; statist

Statist is a statistician, or statisticist when compared to a strategist/strategian.

by Master of beargreen December 25, 2023

Statist

Racist… but against a state.

You’re a statist.

by Grandma_Seven_Hips January 23, 2024