The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
Get the Simp-Stampmug. The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
by anonymous March 31, 2022
Get the Postage Stampmug. Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.
Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families
by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022
Get the Fishing for stampsmug. To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014
Get the german helmet stampmug. by Bophadeus September 27, 2021
Get the Trampoline Stampmug. Matt: Bro, what is on your face
Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017
Get the greasy taco stampmug. (Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
Get the Banana Stampingmug.