Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.

"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."

by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010

squirrel pie

a crazy wrestling coach says this when a wrestler is a dipshit.

well hey dipshit do the fucking move

or well son you look like a dip shit

hey squirrel pie

by heydipshit February 28, 2010

squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Squirrel'd

Verb: to squirrel- absolutely decimate someone in either physical or mental skills

Did you see that Brock Lesnar fight? He got squirrel'd

by Patt Maglia November 28, 2010

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

squirrelitist

Person who thinks they are too good for certain down-home traditions, such as eating squirrel meat. Likewise, any person who considers themselves 'above' eating any type of offal or non-normal meat product.

"You won't eat squirrel meat? Dude, don't be such a squirrelitist."

by peggsey November 27, 2012