Special

The thing your mom calls you but you are too “special” to understand it

Little jimmy: ya-yeet
Mother: oh don’t worry about him. He’s special
Little jimmy: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

special ed

Easily the best character on Crank Yankers.

Is this AA? Yaaayyy!

by Adrian January 26, 2005

special

1.Unique; often has a strong positive connotation. Something you admire or want.

2.Mentally disadvantaged.

1. What a special guy, he's my special friend.


2. She's special needs.

by i February 10, 2005

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

TB Special

A way to please your female partner via your middle and ring fingers.

1. You gave her the TB Special didnt you?
2. That poor bastard gave her the TB Special, but she didnt even touch his cock.
3.Tonight is the first date so, if she plays her cards right she'll be gettin the TB Special.

by CTat & TB January 8, 2008

special

one of a kind

different in many ways

something that cant be replaced

(grandma) - "here take this hun"
(boy) - "aw thank you grandma"
(grandma) - "this is very special to me just like you. so take good care of it"
(boy) - "ok i will grandma"

by craigbrian June 28, 2010

Spectral Jackhammer

When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle.

A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!"

by Jam Batterson December 30, 2008