Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020

Soggy Woogs

Vulgar term for a woman's over stretched out vaginal lips. i.e beef curtains.

Haha that chick if you ever slept with her has soggy woogs. ewww, gross.

by Dr.Infernus October 28, 2025

Commander Soggy

Captain Crunch's arch nemesis, hell bent on making every cereal in the world soggy.

Oh no! It's Commander Soggy! Run!!!!

by BronkleThronkle June 11, 2019

Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018

soggy doggy

when your fucking a man and he shits on your dick when you pull out

caldwell: hey jim you ever heard of a soggy doggy? jim: no. caldwell: well your about to experience one first hand

by sp6c3 September 26, 2024

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Soggy Snail

The act of cumming in a woman then having her drag her vagina across your chest

Bro Brittany gave me a soggy snail last night, I haven't had one since college!

by Ovyna November 20, 2025