Soccer

A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.

Soccer is for pussies, American football is how its done. That is why America is better than any European country.

by Hulio Rodriguez November 14, 2004

soccer love

When two teenagers, one a soccer player and another a tall slender boy, in college find true love during their second year in college.

A boy found himself soccer loved by so many boys in college that he was forced to leave school.

by Dan Chan April 16, 2008

soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.

I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014

Bottle Soccer

A sport devised by members of the Trenton High School cross country team. it consists of the rules rules for goals/goalies and that there are no rules other than that. It is one of the most brutal and demonizing sport ever made. It will attempt to begin a league in the near future.

Bottle Soccer is a violent sport.

by TheWolv March 7, 2010

Ploiesti soccer

Ploieşti is home to the Oil & Gas University, Ploieşti Philharmonic Orchestra—one of the top-rated philharmonic orchestras in Romania and two prestigious football clubs in Liga 1, Astra and Petrolul, teams who made inside games and now the'r looosin'.

Coach: Give it all u got!
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.

by robynet55 April 27, 2011

English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

by English soccer team June 22, 2010

[soccer]

the american term for football. why the yanks call it `soccer`, who knows? 10 players on each team try and score in the opponent`s goal, defended by the goal keeper, who is the only player allowed to pick up the ball. the other ten must use their feet. thus the name football.

boy: hey mom lets play soccer! then we can watch a movie!

translation:(pukka english) oi mum! lets play football! then maybe a film

by geddonm8 December 9, 2008