I shit you not

The expression means I am being honest.

john:I just saw Barbra Bush running naked on T.V
Lou: No fucking way
John: I shit you not

by B-dub (refers to my age) November 18, 2005

Beat the shit out of

It is commonly known that the in the minute an individual dies, any feces in the body will immediatley leave due to intens rectal relaxation, so when saying "I will beat the shit out you" you are suggesting that your beating will result in death and rectal discharge of fecal matter

"Put the bunny down, or i will beat the shit out of you"

"If you go near me with those bees, i will beat the shit out of you"

by Not Timothy Dalton December 2, 2013

and shit

makes any statement, no matter how benign, friendly, or seemingly soft sound a bit more tougher.

It is very beautiful outside today, the sun is shinning, and the air feels so gentle on my skin, and shit.

by cliffj February 4, 2014

shit fart

A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.

That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!

by Lefugue August 13, 2009

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter.

Gamer 1#: Dude your computer sucks, you shell out $2000 for a kicass rig, and still run it on a piece of shit CRT monitor.

Gamer 2#:Well that may be but honestly, I don't give a shit.

by Lime Lynx April 4, 2007

shit coil

the act of cutting out the inside of a telephone book, taking a shit in it and hiding it, or replacing it in someones house, only for it to be found later either because they need to use the phone book or due to the rotten shit smell; a fraternity prank as described above

To get revenge on the rival fraternity, Shawn decided to shit coil them at their party last weekend.

by dreddie October 28, 2008

Shit

The formal and fancy way to say: feces, excrements, stool and etc.

Veterinarian: unfortunately, we found worms in your Dog’s shit.

by DefTheDefguy June 3, 2020