greasing the sausage

Jerking your wang off to some nice ass biznatches. You goota lub up the sausage though, you can't grab it dry jerk it.

"I was greasing my sausage all night on Mrs. Bonakdar's fine ass."

by A-train April 16, 2005

sausage gargler

To perform fellatio, derogatory term, insult

That Tony fucked me out of $20,man what a sausage gargler.

by mike i. April 16, 2008

Sturdy Sausage

Thick, juicy, raging boner that wants nothing more than to take the hottest women in every room to pound town.

Hey Ted, see that hot chick over there? I'm gonna give her a taste of my sturdy sausage tonight.

by Edward Cole November 3, 2017

cocktail sausages

short, stubby pieces of meat that are sometimes packaged in tins by small german people. they often resemble peoples body parts.

isnt that strange, kyles fingers look like cocktail sausages.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

sugar sausage

A gay dude, a fag, a dude who try to act tough and hard but is really sweet and soft like a bitch

1. He gay he a sugar sausage.
2. He aint a gangsta he a sugar sausage nigga

by Milazzo August 21, 2007

Duck Sausage

A synonym for human penis.

Do you like Duck Sausage? Then Duck down and get some!

by Drew Svendsen July 10, 2011

italian sausage

The genitalia of an Italian man. Usually large, hairy, and uncircumsized.

Austin: I bet he has an Italian Sausage!
Jay: That is disturbing...

by xxJay---; November 10, 2006