sausage pony 

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

sausage pony by The Real Boris Johnson August 12, 2009

sausage feast 

What you get at a sausagefest when a slut shows up and proceeds to suck everybody off.

Dave: All of us guys were hanging out playin' Call of Duty when Brittany showed up. Our sausagefest turned into a total sausage feast if you get my drift.

Slut 1: Check out this sausagefest, it's like an all you can eat buffet!
Slut 2: More like a sausage feast!

sausage feast by Pisser0 November 9, 2011

sausage sizzle 

a nude beach consisting of only males

"me and jerry ganna go to the nude beach for a sausage sizzle"

sausage sizzle by Tony Bright May 9, 2008

sausage fest 

A party homosexuals have with their "sausages."

"I bet those queers have sausage fests all the time."

sausage fest by Hectorisgon September 28, 2008

sausage sizzle 

refers to a girls who is surrounded by guys and flirting with them

she is doing a sausage sizzle

sausage sizzle by Naiji July 25, 2007

sausage trap 

a room or attraction at a party that will draw only guys to it, improving the guy:girl ratio at the party

"We set up Rock Band upstairs to serve as a sausage trap."

"The free weed in my room is working great as a sausage trap."

sausage trap by blzzrd95 March 15, 2009

Sausage Farmer 

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.

-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

Sausage Farmer by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012