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Rusty Euphonium

When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.
by snappyboi December 1, 2017
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rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it
After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!
by Case face December 20, 2017
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rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair
Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night
by Boobaru April 23, 2018
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Rusty Dog

The male penis after raw dogging anal sex with a less than clean partner.
Rachel gave me a rusty dog last night. Had to shower it off.

That fast prostitute left me with one thick rusty dog.

Despite the pre-sex enema, I still got a rusty dog.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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Rusty Foreman

The rusty foreman is when you initiate a rimjob but only after your face is defecated upon.
I hear that Charlie is into some wild stuff; eating ass isn't enough, he really dives into the ol' rusty foreman.
by Crusty Foreman May 8, 2018
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Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018
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Rusted Mud Whistle

A crusty penis that wasn’t washed after anal sex the night before.

- Commonly associated with symptoms of the DingleBear.
After a night of Fireball shots and disorganized, loose fitting anal sex with the missus, Baxter woke up with a Rusted Mud Whistle.
by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019
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