Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 8, 2021
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by Literally Nyan Cat December 1, 2023
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but she likes a boy who i don’t approve of her liking because he looks like a rich subarbun dad
but she is a really great friend
she is also likes to cry at anything.
literally.
but she likes a boy who i don’t approve of her liking because he looks like a rich subarbun dad
but she is a really great friend
she is also likes to cry at anything.
literally.
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