Road Pest

Someone who is a bad driver. Can be classified as two types;

1: the aggressive road pest ( one who speeds recklessly, drives beyond his/her ability, passes maniacally in the slow lane, waits until the last possible second to merge when lane is ending)

2: the oblivious road pest ( drives slowly in the passing lane, changes lanes without looking, varies their speed while driving on highways constantly)

"I hate driving through that part of the city - it's chock full of road pests!"

by AubCat March 24, 2020

penola road

A country road in Caroline County Va that is rumored to be the birth place of the infamous "Booty Hole Buccaneer".

You guys want to go to pineview by way of "penola road"? Hell no! I heard the Booty Hole bucs a lurkin!!

by BlackRob1050 December 20, 2012

Road Mimosa

A road mimosa is a half a bottle of orange juice mixed with champagne,both normally purchased at a convenience store in the morning, while still drunk from the night before. It is not only medicinal, but also as easy to disguise as it is tasty.

Normally drank during road trips, between bars, on tour, during weekends of heavy drinking or for breakfast by true champions.

My heads killing me and we are late for work, lets hit up the store and get make some road mimosas before this hang over kick in.

by jlindsay August 12, 2012

Road Flare

Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.

My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.

by Toaster in the Dark July 22, 2011

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 23, 2011

Snowy road

The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.

Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.

by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023

Road Atlas

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.

After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in

by GrontleGums October 9, 2023