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Fucktard Harley Rider

Any fucking retarded piece of shit who finances a non rice rocket (NRR) motorcycle because "riding is freedom".

Freedom is not having another payment to the bank. Back in the days before those assholes at Hardley Greedyson took their company public, most NRR motorcycle enthusiasts/bikers owned their bikes. Your dentist/plastic surgeon/accountant did not own a Hardley or any other motorcycle. Corporations didn't buy custom motorcycles for advertising or tax write offs. Bikers were looked down upon as dirty, scumbag criminals, and they liked it that way. Maybe they were scumbags, maybe they weren't, but being a biker meant something besides that you had good credit or disposable income. Rock stars and GIs rode bikes because they were tough, or shooting an album cover, or stealin your woman. There were no gay leather bikers that went outside. Owning an NRR bike meant something. Fuckin Evil Knievel jumped Harleys (not Hardleys).

Nowadays, any fucking idiot fucktard can own an NRR bike, if you've got the credit. Thing is, you'll probably die before the sixth payment. It doesn't mean anything to them, it's just another payment. Having an NRR bike means Rebellion and Freedom, and being proud to ride an American Made Machine (and some cool British ones). When Hardleys started coming with Japanese made parts on them, it was only going downhill from there.

Fuck You, Dentist Bikers, and the lawyer bikers, and anyone who finances an NRR bike. You don't know what freedom is.
That fucking asshole fucktard dentist down the street started his Hardley at fuckin five in the morning today. I'm gonna spray some insulfoam down his pipes so I don't have to hear that shit ever again. All these Fucktard Hardley Riders today, who don't even own their bikes, need to get run off a cliff. We should eliminate all the Fucktard Harley Riders. They're all Fags and Posers. Maybe the real bikers will take 'em all out. That would rule!!!
by Jay buckwheat April 28, 2012
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ricer

Someone that cannot modify a car correctly

Someone that cannot describe and engine's various parts

Someone that cannot paint a body kit/lip kit

Someone that cannot buy a decent import such as the following: Acura RSX-S, Toyota Celica, Mazda RX-7, Civic Si, Toyota Supra, Mazda RX-8, Subaru WRX and STi, Mitsubishi Evolution, etc...

Someone that modifies a econo car such as the following: Civic DX,LX and EX trims, Mazda 3, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt (not SS), Pontiac Sunfire, AND THINKS IT'S FAST etc..

Someone that thinks a 4inch+ exhaust will give better low end gains. But in effect it will give better top end gains.

Someone that goes fast all the time because they can.

Someone that modifies a car incorrectly, I.E cutting springs, ghetto rigged intake, tire tuck on stock suspension, etc...

Anyone that installs pointless blinking lights or any other pointless gimmick on their car

Anyone who does not know what the fuck they are talking about.

Anyone who just modifies a car because they can, not because he or she is an enthusiast.

****this applies for every make and model of car on the road, not just japanese cars.****
"my base model Mustang V6 with the Pony Package is the shit, even though it cannot corner worth a shit, i'm a ricer"
by XLR September 2, 2008
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Ghost Rider

A girl that only sleeps with White men!
I like her but every guy i see her with is White.
Yeah she must be a Ghost rider.
by celicaJ August 8, 2012
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Ghost Rider

When the driver of a vehicle, to your amazment, performs fellatio on you while she is still in full control of her automobile. Works better if you steer the wheel...
This bitch gave me a bad ass ghost rider when we left Burger King.
by James 2 Fly February 15, 2009
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Ricer

ANYONE who adds stickers/clear tail-lights, euro windshield wiper, paints their euro windshield wiper, adds a fart pipe, adds 2 fart pipes to a non dual exhaust (see del sol), one who thinks his 4 cylinder rice bucket can beat an 8 or 10 cylinder (see camaro, viper) one who pays $5000 for their car new then adds $50,000 in modifications to their car when they could have just bought a real car with power (see viper, corvette). anyone with a honda who thinks their car is even remotely fast at anything period.
dude this guy tried to race me, i laughed.. he didn't even have clear tail lights and he thought he could beat me!
by viper October 3, 2003
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Kamen Rider

A weabo live action show that started in 1971 to 1989 with some guys dressed as bugs. Today they dress in what ever gimmick they are told to be with the same guy in the suit. They are often joined by other other people that are somewhere between their drinking buddy, the bitch from work, or complete psychos as Riders. Sometimes they are all those things at once. If you see a Kamen Rider outside of Japan not wearing red be sure to question their marketability. The current series as of writing this is Kamen Rider Build which was going to be final Kamen Rider of the Heisei period of Japan until plans changed.
"Hey, is that guy with the helmet and the bug eyes a Kamen Rider?"
"Maybe, but that could also be a cosplaying motorcyclist."
by A random avocado March 12, 2018
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rater hater

People who specifically downrate something to 1 star, just to get the person's rating to drop down to a lower rank.(i.e. webpage, upload, etc.)
Example 1: That guy is a total rater hater! My upload was 5 stars and now it's only 4. That loser must of rated it 1 star!

Example 2: Damn, you got rated hated by someone.
by Jaja A July 31, 2006
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