authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

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phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

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booty relationship

A booty call that turns into a relationship

We went from booty call to booty relationship

by Milf2001 August 29, 2015

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Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.

Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends

by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015

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Interphonal relationship

When two partners in a relationship have different brands of phones.

My wife has a Galaxy and I have an iPhone. It's an interphonal relationship, but we make it work.

by jacejr829 June 26, 2016

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Mixed relationship

A relationship between two people who aren't the same race. Usually between a caucasian person and a non-white person.

Supriya: Oh I love you Liam! You're such a cutie, baby
Liam: Awe Supriya, I love you too and I'm so happy I'm your boyfriend
Jose: This is such an adorable mixed relationship

by supriiiii June 11, 2017

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