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Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.
Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch
by johndickens69 March 12, 2018
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doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.
Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.
by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016
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nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker
damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now
by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017
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Probation Punch

When you use your bail time to find the guy that snitched and punch them in the face.
'I've gotta be back in jail by 8pm, time to give Larry a probation punch'

'Probation Punch Bitch!' <pow>
by neoshinobii July 5, 2014
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Viltrumite Punch

A term used for whenever a Viltrumite pierces through the chest of their enemy with their opened hand, acting as a sort of blade, in the well-known indie comic, "Invincible". This form of an attack was intended for a quick kill throughout the series and is well known for the Viltrumite race's usage of such attack.
Conquest just fucking Viltrumite Punched Invincible!!
by Bonnie Knight June 14, 2018
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Scurvy punch

A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
by Bigbuckferret October 16, 2008
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