Procto Punch

Noun
A quite painful punch in the rear end; "Procto Punch!" must be said like captain falcon to alert the victim of their ass's demise. Usually done when the victim cannot escape in time.

Verb
To punch someone in the ass

Tim: Procto,

Bob: No-

Tim: Punch! (punches Bob in the ass cheek)

Bob: Why would you do that man?

Tim: Lol you got Procto Punched

by CaptainBakes May 16, 2011

Dick Punched

Grabbing a recipient by their hair and jabbing your dick in their face, causing a black eye.

Johnson is sporting a shiner at the front door, her got Dick Punched by ay men.

by Sonchosanchezz July 25, 2016

Skank Punch

The act of cocking your fist back, then putting all of your weight into said fist, thrusting it forward into the exposed jaw of a stank ass bitch, typically following that bitch acting superior to you.

Mary: "HAOS ME PUSY TAST?"
Dio: ... "SKANK PUNCH!!!"

by Bobdole127127127 November 22, 2011

Dolphin punch

When punch and or slap someone using your penis

"wow did you hear? Foulcault dolphin punched himself in the eye!"

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014

glitter punch

He act of cunt punching Ke$ha.

Harold was with Ke$ha until he glitter punched that bitch!

by Glitterbitch December 28, 2013

punch it out

fight it out like you tired of talking.

“you wanna punch it out”

by kaylaputemdown May 27, 2021

Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.

He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.

by Sterces October 18, 2008