Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".
"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
by NittyGritty May 30, 2018
Get the punch a dolphinmug. Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.
Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.
by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016
Get the punching 10kmug. by sully508 December 29, 2014
Get the punch bugmug. Example One:
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.
Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
Teacher: The atomic bomb ended the war when it was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. In a sense, we basically Falcon Punch'd the Japanese so that we don't have to drag the war out any longer.
Example Two:
Michael: So I was playing poker with John the other night, and I had a three of a kind of fives on the last hand.
James: Did you win?
Michael: No. He pulled a goddamn straight flush out of his ass and won the game.
James. Damn man! He Falcon Punch'd you!
by John D. Heisenberg May 15, 2013
Get the Falcon Punchmug. Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile
Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
Get the Nonce Punchedmug. by Tunod81 November 24, 2017
Get the punching the squirrelmug. A very unattractive woman
by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019
Get the Punched muffinmug.