frewt punch

The substance that 'punches' a hetrosexual to a homosexual or it 'punches' a gay person even gayer.

I'm gonna stay away from that frewt punch. It'll make you gay. Now I will have some fruit punch, as long as i'm not 'punched' gay.

by dookie twirl November 20, 2016

doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.

Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

carl punch

when you beat the crap out of carl

who wants to meet up and do a carl punch later

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Punched muffin

A very unattractive woman

Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin

by Sergeant Doncho June 21, 2019

punch in the pan

A playful punch to someone's backside in order to know if they have enough padding around their lower back and rear to not be hurt by it.

"Hey Frank, I'm gonna give you a punch in the pan ...for science."

by ShortforAlec December 23, 2017

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018

Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.

I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.

by Phillthis April 4, 2020