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action of roaming from one porn website to another during hours and hours.
to porn around

You say that someone porns around when he watch porn videos without even jaking off like if it was a football game.

Discussion between 2 people :
- Hey what you've been up to ?
- Oh not much dude, I have been porning around all day !

When someone has stayed in this room for a day and he has a computer in it, it is means probably that he has been porning around all day.
by charles12345 January 20, 2009
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morn porn

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
by rhule20 May 6, 2009
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Porn Burnout

When looking at porn becomes so habitual and routine that eventually you have to refrain from looking at it for as period of time.
I've watched all the porn on the internet and have porn burnout.
by Dr. Frito Lexus October 18, 2010
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Porn Placebo

Porn, in which certain elements are faked, in order to add more sexual appeal.
A mom making out with her "stepdaughter" in a porno. It's not actually her stepdaughter, though. The Porn Placebo, is that she's having sexual relations with her family member.
by Chimpvanze April 24, 2009
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porn nest

A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.
Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!
by David Orth July 10, 2006
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Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.
Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.
by daboyfromdasouth June 28, 2010
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Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming
"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"
by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005
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