a friend who has to correct you when you are singing along to a song, and you get the words mixed up...
"oh gee Ned, I though it was 'chips' for free, not 'chicks' for free. You are such a lyric police....just leave me alone and let me sing even if i'm wrong"
by SSJBB December 22, 2008
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Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.
Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
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by rex virtual May 1, 2017
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Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.
Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018
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kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.
by Dubiks December 20, 2018
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Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
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