Skip to main content

lyric police

a friend who has to correct you when you are singing along to a song, and you get the words mixed up...
"oh gee Ned, I though it was 'chips' for free, not 'chicks' for free. You are such a lyric police....just leave me alone and let me sing even if i'm wrong"
by SSJBB December 22, 2008
mugGet the lyric police mug.

Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled
Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch
by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010
mugGet the Pompous Policy mug.

Penetration Police

Police that penetrate you
PENETRATION POLICE! OPEN UP! *Uses battering ram to penetrate*
by rex virtual May 1, 2017
mugGet the Penetration Police mug.

privacy policy

A subject of conversation nobody gives a flying fuck about.

Originates from the fuckton of "We're updating our privacy policy" emails in wake of GDPR
Dave: *spouting arcane shit in monotone voice*
Bob: I'm not following a damn thing he's saying.

Jim: Don't mind him; he's just updating his privacy policy.
by Solarys June 11, 2018
mugGet the privacy policy mug.

Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.
kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.
by Dubiks December 20, 2018
mugGet the Swearing police mug.

Open Door policy

When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
mugGet the Open Door policy mug.

zero tolerance policy

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
by ornev April 7, 2021
mugGet the zero tolerance policy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email