Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

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Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

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Lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting

Code used in Plymouth chemsex party circles to mean losing an anal toy in an orifice.

I can't come out tonight, still sore. lost my knitting pattern at a WI Gin tasting...

by JannerDyke June 24, 2019

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Hizler Snurre-Ungen Petter

One of these words is not Hitler and the rest are the title of a fucking great video, I still do not know what it means or translates to, if it even does translate to anything, I don't know, those Scandinavians are a weird bunch, but anyway, about the video (I will come back to the Scandinavians later), I do not know why it is not more well-known than it is, the uploader should be considered an auteur for his work, he has been active for all of these years ever since the game came out back in 2009, I don't know, maybe before that, he has done classics like the classic "Fish Out Of Water" oh, no, I'm sorry, not that, I mean he has done the classic "Cliffhanger***************didn't I climb too far?" fucking great video, even better than the previous, why have I not brought it up before, IGN 10/10 4 life, come back in 2020 motherfuckers, kill 'em all 1989 now LOOK! if you made it this far, I want you to know that it is NOT GIBBERISH! You see, accasionally (more accurate spelling that fits the pronunciation of "occasionally") I realize now that this definition may ere a bit on the "no, it's not worthy, it's truly just gibberish" pile and for that I do not know what to say. Well, I guess I can put a commentary of today's society and what we humans have become as a whole now HOLD UP A MINUTE! I'm just kidding, alright? I would never want to commit suicide like that. Oh, and if you do not know what game the video is from, well, then I guess you're just SOL.

Oh yeah, and I'm supposed to include the actual word if I want anything here to be posted, so Hizler. Hizler is not a functioning member of society. "Oh my god, that's so Hizler!" Oh, wait, I have to put the whole "word" in here. That's what Iv'e been screwing up. Hizler Snurre-Ungen Petter

by XG Supreemz says no! November 10, 2019

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