pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

Pi Day

The day that everybody gets into a fight and causes at least one person to cry.

Pi day ruined my relationship

by ratwcats March 15, 2024

Pied

When Niall Gets Pied by Lauren and Ellie

Yo Did You Hear Niall Got Pied ?

by FRASER WELL ARD April 20, 2018

Pi-Fi

People call this Mi-Fi, but it is wrong. Pi-fi is your portable wifi, also known had your hotspots but usually it is a device that is mobile.

"Do you want to use my M-iFi?" said Mark
"What that's? " said John
"Its my portable wifi." said Mike

"You mean Pi-Fi, dummy." said John

by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Man-pies

Saggy pectoral muscles.

dude, you need to get some sun on those hairy man-pies of yours.

by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024