An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."
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Get the phone sex mug.Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !
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Get the Banana Phone mug.The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.
"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
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