Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

phone sex

when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.

i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!

by Dinosaur2 December 26, 2008

cell phone

A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped

Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !

by J.J.J. January 7, 2004

phone zit

The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.

by zooa November 3, 2003

phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004

Banana Phone

A banana thats a phone. Also a popular song.

Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE =D!!!!!

by Hyoko Otohime May 1, 2005

Sticky Phone

The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.

"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."

"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."

by bigangry1 February 26, 2010