Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

by Parcerito January 28, 2010

phat up

Having a butt that is not proportional to the rest of your body or having a large badonkadonk.

Erica is so phat up in those jeans.

by Howie Mr. I Real January 13, 2009

phantom kill

someone lies about banging a girl, therefore creating a phantom kill.

fake sex kill kill list taylor

"Taylor told me he totally fricked Kandi."
"She told me he didn't, thats a phantom kill ."
"Taylor has a bunch of phantom kills ."
"Ya, I know."

by wassupnow February 2, 2009

Phantom Nigga

A real good friend you were close with who does not hang out with you any more.

I can't believe that phantom nigga actually called me and wanted to go to the club.

by Chrisbthekid March 15, 2009

Phelikulefelia

Phelikulefelia is a condition females can suffer from which makes them only attracted to men with moustaches.

Reference: How I met your mother.

When am I gonna kick this phelikulefelia

by crudent October 21, 2009

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

by FunThrax October 28, 2009

Phoom Phoom

Phoom Phoom is what you'll hear when your head is sandwiched between two large breasts as said breasts are shaken back and forth thus smacking your ears.

Joe: that big tittied ho at the bar gave good Phoom Phoom last night.

Mark: word

by Big Daddy Beavis November 3, 2010