When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
Get the Peter Parker money shotmug. A person who literally doesn't leave their room. Likes playing video games a lot and has friends but doesn't hangout with them cause he wants to play rust. Weird ass bitch.
Gets no bitches.
Gets no bitches.
Girl 1: Ew is that parker cravey...
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!
Girl 2: Yeah I think so... let's leave.
Parker: You guys just wouldn't understand my struggle today, wipe is today, all girls are the same!
by the man mane April 11, 2022
Get the parker craveymug. 
Get the Parkermug. Festy pale white boy with a baby voice, around 67 voice cracks per day, and features pimples on his ahh. His favorite hobby is scat, and he fails every nnn. He likes fried chicken and red frogs, but is best known for using random gym equipment/pesticide cannisters inappropriately when he is bored. He is very easily rage-baited and uses YouTube shorts.
1. "Ever since he got that new haircut, he’s been acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker, always fussing about his appearance."
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
2. "She showed up to the party with mismatched socks and a wild outfit; it was such a Jett Wellington Parker move."
3. "I love how she embraces her quirks and isn't afraid to be a Jett Wellington Parker in a sea of ordinary."
4. "His playful attitude and carefree spirit really made him the life of the party; he's definitely a Jett Wellington Parker."
5. "After that incident at the café, we all agreed that he was acting like a total Jett Wellington Parker again."
6. "Sometimes you just have to be a Jett Wellington Parker and not take life too seriously."
7. "Her dance moves on the floor were so all over the place, she was giving off major Jett Wellington Parker vibes."
8. "We appreciated his honesty, but that frank comment was a classic Jett Wellington Parker moment!"
by daniel_jenz November 5, 2025
Get the Jett Wellington Parkermug. by qazellee August 28, 2022
Get the tom parkermug. by Leafa Hips are OP December 17, 2021
Get the Parkermug. A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.
"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."
"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."
by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025
Get the Cherelle Parkermug.